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Snozzcumbers and Frobscottle

Not-at-all-shocking bad news: A survey by The Atlantic found that the amount of time teenagers spent reading on the weekend has dropped 60% since in just four years. from a whopping 15 minutes to a measly 5. Eeesh.

Manipulative-but-pretty-cool news: The work of the late, great storyteller Roald Dahl is going to be serialized and published on millions of cereal boxes across the UK. In addition the classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, bleary-eyed children will get to crunch away at their Sugar Bites (or whatever) and read pieces of Danny, the Champion of the World (the pheasants!), The Twits, The BFG and The Witches! Oh, how I wish I ate cereal…and lived in the UK… and was 11.

What’s true for commercial products applies to literature and positive messaging too; you have to reach kids where they are actually primed to listen (i.e. in stupor at the breakfast table). What will they think of next? The ceiling of the dentist office? Blades of grass on the T-ball diamond?

I recognize that advertising is advertising, and that the bottom line of a program like this is make more kids buy more books….but I want kids to buy more books. I’m just happy another generation will have the opportunity to be delighted by oompa-loompas, whizzpoppers and Formula 86 Delayed-Action Mouse Maker. Even if it comes on the back of a Trix box.

Related Post: Young Adult books = palate cleanser. Case in point: The Hunger Games.

Related Post: Reach them where it matters, like the new Madden game, which includes a beefed up message about the dangers of concussions and head trauma.

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57 Hours

In school time, 57 hours is about 10 days of education.

In elementary school, 10 days is probably a whole new mathematical operation, two chapter books, a dozen new spelling words, the days of the week in Spanish, the solar system, reading analog clocks and possibly some standardized test prep.

In middle school, 10 days probably gets you a unit on ancient Maya, a few lessons on parts of speech, a poetry unit on alliteration and rhyme schemes, an attempt at a watered-down Shakespearean play, memorizing maps of Africa, an explosion of baking powder and vinegar and the difference between obtuse and acute angles.

In high school (if the kids have made it that far), who knows what 10 days is. It could be a rich and diverse week and a half of learning, or it could be ten days of what my teacher friend refers to as “catastrophe avoidance.”

Chicago Public Schools already has the shortest school day of the 50 largest districts in the country*. Cutting 20 minutes from the day to include breakfast during instruction time, a new policy change,  further expands that gap. I’m in favor of breakfast being offered (kids can’t learn without food!), as it is already offered in most CPS schools, but why push it forward into class time?

10 days x 12 years = 120 days.

You just set these kid back almost a full school year, and they were already behind in the first place! Is this really the best we can do?

*Mayor Elect Rahm Emanuel campaigned on the fact that kids in Houston end up with FOUR YEARS more of K-12 education than Chicago students.

Related Post: Sam Kass + Elmo + School Lunches = Squeals of delight (maybe just me?)

Related Post: Another CPS initiative with consequences I’m not so sure about.

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