Rarely does a day goes by when I don’t catch myself slinging corporate lingo outside of the office. It’s usually out of my mouth and out of my control before I realize what a tool I am. “Circle back,” “Reach out,” “Plus up,” oh man, it’s terrible. LUCKILY, this handy tool, Unsuck-It, can translate biz speak into plain old English.
To add insult to injury, after it spits back your translation, it calls you out on your douchiness, “The douchebag who said this probably also said ‘net-net,’ ‘close the loop’ and ‘COB.” It’s usually right.
Lest you like the douche-label, they have also provided a hand “I’m feeling douchey” button to produce your very own examples to start dropping ’round the corporate halls (or out in the real world) like “Social media guru” (Douche nozzle).
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